You know what turns my turbines? Canada, our neighbor to the north. The Doppelgänger to Mexico in many ways. Booming economy, health care for all, clean and friendly place. So why rant about Canada? Many reasons.
How many wars has Canada been in that you can recall? How many have they won? These are questions we don't know the answers to, but I'm sure the numbers for both are small. Canada has 3 things going for it. Health Insurance, Pine fresh scent and a waterfall. Take away any of those and the country would collapse. Yeah they have hockey and maple syrup but so does America, we do things better here.
You know what else Canada has? Cold fucking weather. Which thanks to the asshole jet stream is currently raping the north eastern states. I decree a wall be built to separate America from Canada to keep the cold air and cleanliness out. Mexico makes us look good by comparison but those asshats above us make us look bad.
In short, Canada has supplied America with nothing but French tourism and cold weather. Neither of which we need unless we're looking for an efficient, natural way to wipe out the homeless. We could just saw Canada off and have it sink but then who would we tease and belittle for being just as weak as the French without actually being French?
Canada isn't really the most necessary country. It's like the appendix except it never served a purpose and still doesn't.
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